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Members of the rock band Kiss have been charged and released on bail for allegedly setting the wildfires in the West.

“We didn’t realize the real-world implications of what seemed to be a fairly routine and boilerplate marketing decision,” admitted Gene Simmons, while discussing the new live album named ‘Set the World on Fire – Live’ and perusing his large collection of Polaroid pictures. “I mean, we just have pyrotechnics and stuff on our tours, so that inspired the name. It wasn’t to be taken literally.”

“We haven’t been on tour this year with the covids and all and our fireworks are locked up in a storage area in Sussex-Upon-Avonshire. i don’t know how it could be us. You sure this isn’t Great White again?”

Paul Stanley, newly-promoted night shift regional manager of the band’s merch store, discussed the impacts of the allegations, “The phones have been off the hook, I can’t keep up with customer support, which is pretty fucked up when you think about it. Pretty fucked up!”

Peter Criss could not be reached for comment, because frankly who gives a shit what he has to say?