Lover of hard rock can’t even get a “where do we go now?” in GnR-themed store

Midwestern IT consultant IT security consultant and full-time headbanger Chip Johnson thought he got a glimpse of Paradise City when he spotted the Sweet Child of Mine store while visiting Dehli, India. A Guns N Roses themed store? Could he finally have found his kind of people?

“I ran into there and starting screaming, ‘We’ve been dancing with Mr. Brownstone’ and they just looked at me blankly,” observed a dejected Johnson. “I get that. It’s an album cut. Not everyone worships the album like I do. But when I shifted into ‘Jungle, welcome to the jungle. Watch it bring you to your shun n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n knees, knees. I, I wanna watch you bleed!’, they called security. That’s not very rock and roll.”

Don’t you cry tonight I still love you, baby

As he was being escorted from the store, Johnson noticed young children, some of them crying. He hated to look into those eyes and see an ounce of pain. He wondered if anyone has ever thought of recording a song about that.