“Beef cheeks” a temptation too far for Krakow tourist

Social norms are different anywhere, and we’re not ones to judge. Scratch that – we judge the shit out of stuff, but we know different folks for different strokes and all that. Speaking of different strokes, most global menus aren’t invitations to sodomy.

“Look, I had poor connecting flights and I was a little out of it when I arrived,” admitted Des Moines resident Chuckie Freed. “And I was travelling and there’s always that fairy tale kind of disconnect between what is real and what isn’t. And those beef cheeks looked tiiiiight.”