June 14, 2027, Barronton, DC

Two-time Kennedy Award Center lifetime achievement award winner Chachi greeted the January 6th Choir at the Very White House today. “What a wah-wah-wah-wonderful day it is here today,” Chachi announced. “Or as a friend of mine used to say, ‘I found my thrill!'” When the reference was met with confused looks, Chachi went into a long discussion of Happy Days and its Richie Cunningham character.

The choir was visiting the Very White House to commemorate the end of their tour of newly-purged inner cities. “Cleveland used to be such a hellhole, but the new Aryan Shores Casino on Lake Erie has really rejuvenated the place,” said band leader QAnon Wolverine. “You don’t even notice the rubble it was built on top of, or the barbed-wire fences keeping the unreprogrammed out.”