May 25th, 2025. Today’s edition of both sides of covers concentration camps. On the left, we have scholar and Nobel Prize Winner Chauncey Featherbottom. On the right, we have a semen-coated paper tissue found in Hitler’s bunker.

Featherbottom: Wait? The topic is concentration camps? How is this now a both-sides thing?

Semen-coated paper tissue: That’s it! Off to the gulags!