Nella Johnson didn’t know the immediate and world-changing power of her social media post until her mother immediately stopped gasping for air and sat up, completely healed immediately.

“Nella, will you fetch me a lozenge?” her mother asked as she sat up.

“Mumsy! You’re back!” said Nella, incredulously. “But how?”

“I feel great. Might do some laundry and make some muffins.”

Just then, Nella looked down at the meme she’d just published on her phone and knew the answer. “Thanks social media site and the Healing Huge group contained therein. Thanks Mr. Zuckerberg-Putin, protector of all things pure and decent!”