Family spent $800 for company to hang holiday lights, scoffed at food bank envelopes

“The poor can feel full…” midwestern father of the house paused, for full dramatic effect, bathing in the glow of an inflatable reindeer, “knowing that the indescribable beauty of the bright lights hanging from the gutters of our mcmansion in this glorious cul-de-sac really and truly exists. Hashtag blessed.”