the post-truth – Page 4 – All's Orwell That Ends Orwell

The Tolstoy is cooking

Dog Translating Full Tolstoy Catalog

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"You expected something more contemporary?" laughs incredulous canine.

You set her up for the life of povery. You, Ewan.

You Done Fucked Up, Ewen

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Murdered by his stinginess.

Destroyer of kid dreams

Washer Soils Kids’ Dreams

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Children can no longer do their beloved clothes washing.

Trending in Canada: butts

Trending in Canada: Butts

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Timeless Canadian obssessions

Man gets fresh perspective from pre-bloodied urinal

Kohler Comfort

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Man gets fresh perspective from pre-bloodied urinal.

Rique Sesame Street episode

Man Feels Bad For Defiling Sesame Street

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He's anti-racist, but pro-twisted jokes about muppet semen.

United Airlines Invents Email Newsletters

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A revolution in the sky in your inbox

World’s Smallest Problem Identified

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Sounds about white.

Commentary: Rusty Trombones and the Five Slights

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The entrails of my victims sustain and vigorate me.

So-called ready-to-eat dinner

Alleged Dinner Option Demanding

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"Fuck you, you're supposed to be dinner!"