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life
Humans of the Midwest: Charles Durant
Generous donor to someone.
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travel
Masterful French Joke
"We take great pride in our efficiency and dedication to hard work!"
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art
Street Artist Still Seeking Street Cred
Midwestern “street artist” rep suffering from missteps. “Maybe I could have started out a little more thug,” acknowledged artist Gangsta Panda as he introduced…
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commentary
Commentary: Memorial Commemorating Event Too Inconsequential
At least be dead if you’re going to demand a moment’s attention! When I used to drive down Route 6, I often became saddened…
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art
New Series Review: “Pedophile Pete”
Guest written by local NAMBLA lead.
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commentary
Commentary: Rusty Trombones and the Pigeon Shit
When someone gives you a freebie, like mistaking semen or mayonnaise with pigon shit, sometimes it's best to just accept it.
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life
Lego My Desire to Die
Please end me now.
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food
Nog-Based Restaurant Closes Unexpectedly in January
Use Your Noggin saw “unexpected dip in sales in January”, Citing a decrease in foot traffic and unexpected competition from other semen-esque drinks, Use…
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dogs
Latest Trends in Dog Research
Your happiness < your dog's happiness
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life
Man Misses Leering of His Youth
Windows are the eyes to the sole woman living in close proximity.
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