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Vice Chancellor Chachi Greets January 6th Choir
Did I mention I know the Fonz?
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Another Day In Paradise
Phil Collins exposure down precipitously since man's teenage years.
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dogs
Dog Knows He Has Best-Selling Novel in Him
Just needs to ignore squirrels until first draft is complete.
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dogs
Dog Translating Full Tolstoy Catalog
"You expected something more contemporary?" laughs incredulous canine.
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art
In the Room With: Guns N Roses
Welcome to the orphanage, we'll now have money for games.
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art
In the Room With: Pink Floyd
Does it need keyboards? I play keyboards.
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tech
Cool Tools You Can Use
Best-funded internet research project uncovers least inspired website copy ever.
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Entertainment
Man Feels Bad For Defiling Sesame Street
He's anti-racist, but pro-twisted jokes about muppet semen.
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art
Surprise At Painting Subject Nipple Rub
"Was it Titian? It seems like it must be an Italian thing."
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art
Street Artist Still Seeking Street Cred
Midwestern “street artist” rep suffering from missteps. “Maybe I could have started out a little more thug,” acknowledged artist Gangsta Panda as he introduced…
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