business – Page 2 – the post-truth

Washer Soils Kids’ Dreams

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Children can no longer do their beloved clothes washing.

You set her up for the life of povery. You, Ewan.

You Done Fucked Up, Ewen

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Murdered by his stinginess.

Cool Tools You Can Use

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Best-funded internet research project uncovers least inspired website copy ever.

Commentary: Rusty Trombones and the Five Slights

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The entrails of my victims sustain and vigorate me.

Rusty Trombones: columning since columns were columns

Commentary: Rusty Trombones and Fine Whine

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Learning how to be the tainted and not the taintee.

Commentary: Rusty Trombones and the Parking Lot Zombies

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"I hire these people. I promote these people. I want to fuck these people."

Do You Know the Muffin Man?

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You don't layoff the muffin man.

Old school snowmobile dropping off its victims

Commentary: Rusty Trombones’ Fab Five Managerial Mantras

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And listen to Grand Funk Railroad. The Funk!

Commentary: Rusty Trombones and the Pigeon Shit

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When someone gives you a freebie, like mistaking semen or mayonnaise with pigon shit, sometimes it's best to just accept it.

Nog-Based Restaurant Closes Unexpectedly in January

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Use Your Noggin saw “unexpected dip in sales in January”, Citing a decrease in foot traffic and unexpected competition from other semen-esque drinks, Use…