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You Done Fucked Up, Ewen
Murdered by his stinginess.
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Cool Tools You Can Use
Best-funded internet research project uncovers least inspired website copy ever.
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Commentary: Rusty Trombones and the Five Slights
The entrails of my victims sustain and vigorate me.
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Commentary: Rusty Trombones and Fine Whine
Learning how to be the tainted and not the taintee.
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Commentary: Rusty Trombones and the Parking Lot Zombies
"I hire these people. I promote these people. I want to fuck these people."
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Do You Know the Muffin Man?
You don't layoff the muffin man.
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Commentary: Rusty Trombones’ Fab Five Managerial Mantras
And listen to Grand Funk Railroad. The Funk!
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Commentary: Rusty Trombones and the Pigeon Shit
When someone gives you a freebie, like mistaking semen or mayonnaise with pigon shit, sometimes it's best to just accept it.
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Nog-Based Restaurant Closes Unexpectedly in January
Use Your Noggin saw “unexpected dip in sales in January”, Citing a decrease in foot traffic and unexpected competition from other semen-esque drinks, Use…
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Everyone In Company Dies in Horribly Predictable Crash
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