Columnist: Brownshirt on the Diabetic Doll
As a proud German columnist reared in the hinterland in the 1930s, I often find myself grappling with the absurdities of modern culture, though…
Read MoreAs a proud German columnist reared in the hinterland in the 1930s, I often find myself grappling with the absurdities of modern culture, though…
Read MoreThe entrails of my victims sustain and vigorate me.
Read MoreLearning how to be the tainted and not the taintee.
Read MoreAnd listen to Grand Funk Railroad. The Funk!
Read MoreMidwestern “street artist” rep suffering from missteps. “Maybe I could have started out a little more thug,” acknowledged artist Gangsta Panda as he introduced…
Read MoreAt least be dead if you’re going to demand a moment’s attention! When I used to drive down Route 6, I often became saddened…
Read MoreWhen someone gives you a freebie, like mistaking semen or mayonnaise with pigon shit, sometimes it's best to just accept it.
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