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columnists
Commentary: Memorial Commemorating Event Too Inconsequential
At least be dead if you’re going to demand a moment’s attention! When I used to drive down Route 6, I often became saddened…
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art
New Series Review: “Pedophile Pete”
Guest written by local NAMBLA lead.
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life
Lego My Desire to Die
Please end me now.
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food
Nog-Based Restaurant Closes Unexpectedly in January
Use Your Noggin saw “unexpected dip in sales in January”, Citing a decrease in foot traffic and unexpected competition from other semen-esque drinks, Use…
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dogs
Latest Trends in Dog Research
Your happiness < your dog's happiness
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life
Man Misses Leering of His Youth
Windows are the eyes to the sole woman living in close proximity.
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art
KISS Guitarist Gets Holiday Side Gig
Support rock city.
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life
Hashtag Blessed
aka #Blessed
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dogs
Dog Concerned About Storm-Related Treat Shortages
Unlikely to see another onion ring.
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life
Denim Man Mows the Streets
One small step for man, one large sale at Kohl's.
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