“You get used to the side stream”

While there are no official statistics, it is assumed that the vast majority of airplace toilets face sideways to allow for the sloping cabin rooves. But this red-eye flight from Cincinnati to Munich had other ideas.

“There are few luxuries that surprise me anymore,” admitted frequent traveller Johnny Icebox. “This one not only surprised me but I felt tittillated!”

When told that “tittillated” means to be excited in a sexual way, Icebox replied, “Exactly.” This reported then backed away with a concerned smile.